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generalbooty:

yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

wisepizza:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

telapathetic:

unfollovving:

pornstarwars:

i got a valentine this year 

What cheat code did u use

not harrassin people for nudes mayb

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quagmath:

Sometimes i pick the grass from my neighbors yerd and put it in my own so i? the grass greener oh the other side? No anymore

myroyalobsession:

William looks like he’s thinking, “Geez, son, settle down!” in the first gif! Haha

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

jodyrobots:

aquaman you dumbfuck

unclefather:

250px:

please watch this video

This man is insane

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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savannahsgenesis:

aidanielle:

lysnk2:

trav-tv:

kingjaffejoffer:

Your car hits like a bitch.

His bike fucking exploded.

AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY

Does he even have shoes on

jesus christ

savannahsgenesis:

aidanielle:

lysnk2:

trav-tv:

kingjaffejoffer:

Your car hits like a bitch.

His bike fucking exploded.

AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY

Does he even have shoes on

jesus christ

fuckyeahcourtneyy:

This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.