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nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

yanapieceofme:

Me when I’m forced to go anywhere.

hannibalmorelikecannibal:

Denial, the first stage of grief

gifak-net:

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gaikudo:

tHEY USED SHELDON COOPER FOR A MEXICAN HAIR LOSS AD

gaikudo:

tHEY USED SHELDON COOPER FOR A MEXICAN HAIR LOSS AD

extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD
FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN
THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN
THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

extended-metaphor:

I’LL ESCAPE NOW FROM THAT WORLD

FROM THE WORLD OF JEAN VALJEAN

THERE IS NO WHERE I CAN TURN

THERE IS NO WAY TO GO OOOOOONNN

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

thatscute4u:

thatlupa:

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍


These girls are not playing this prom season

thatscute4u:

thatlupa:

When nude sheer material actually matches your skin, righteously beautiful things happen 😍😍

These girls are not playing this prom season

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

pennywise-theclown:

cherishlife-live-beforeyouloseit:

streetlight-mashedpotato:

see out of context this is funny but when you know why he’s actually in there it’s pretty fucked up

why is he in there

he was trying to find a tub to melt a dead body in acid in

oh well I was not expecting that

scary-monsters-and-davesprite:

HE CAN HAVE THE FUCKING MONEY JESUS

coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

coolscar:

god gives me a second chance

sassminsterabbey:

don’t lie we all have a fictional character we ship ourselves with